Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Revenge is a Dish Best Served by Ramona

Ramona has had her moments, but I was oh-so grateful to see how she handled declining the Countess Luann, on the invitation to appear in her most recent video, Chic c'est la vie.

Though I felt that her saying it was because Avery wouldn't like it, was a little more of an excuse than the reality, I appreciated that she found a way to let Luann know she did not want to participate and to check Luann on the previous, covert digs that Luann made in Morocco, about Ramona and Mario's relationship.
The conversation begins with Luann discussing Avery's birthday party but quickly turns to the real reason that Luann is sitting down to lunch, with Ramona.

 
When Luann inquires as to why she 'heard' that Ramona doesn't want to take part in the video, and starts off by telling Ramona that she understands if Ramona doesn't want to and she wouldn't want her to do something she doesn't want to do, she seems to come apart at the seams when Ramona sticks to her guns.
When pressed, Ramona gets to the meat & potatoes of the lunch, and explains what she means about her 'trifecta' analogy, explaining that she, Mario and Avery make joint decisions as a family and asserts that her marriage of 18 years, is in tact.
Luann kept wetting her whistle to deliver a blow, but it seems that she left most of them back in Morocco.
 
Personally, I couldn't figure out how Luann expected Ramona, or Alex or Sonja for that matter, to be the least bit interested in supporting her video, after they experienced Luann's 'hosting' abilities in Morocco.

Luann somehow felt that she was 'gracious and kind', though I'm not quite sure how she managed to rewrite the actuality of that whole affair in her mind. That episode should go down in the history books of how not to treat your guests when hosting an event, if you expect them to still be friendly with you after.


A picture really is worth a thousand words.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Is Jill Zarin Living in a Bubble?

On the one hand I understand why The Real Housewives would not want to read negative comments on their blogs or Facebook accounts yet on the other hand, I think it is unrealistic of them to not want to truly know how they are being perceived by the 'fans' of the show, as this is what will eventually make or break them.

Jill 'said' that she had learned so much and changed so much but I haven't seen a shred of evidence of any changes. She has just changed targets since Bethenny.


If it isn't Ramona, it's Alex or Simon. Someone always seems to be in her crosshairs and a way for her to deflect her own horrible, past behaviors. She's still the same sh*t stirrer she ever was.


Sunday, July 3, 2011

Luann de Lesseps is Sporting a New Blonde Hairdo

This is New York Chic?

Chic c'est la Neon Bomb, Sparkly Gunny Sack Bomb,
Hide the Man-Tool Bomb and Flip Flap it's a Flop Bomb. 

 

Chic C'est La Vie by Countess Luann de Lesseps

The Countess Luann has taken to
becoming the latest Pop Single Artist. 

I really wish that I could get this song out of my head.
In my mind, I am hearing,
Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bomb, c'est bomb.
I Think ...


They Tucked Him...


a Little Too Tight....

The Real Housewives of New York City - Season 4

On The Real Housewives of New York City Season 4,
Luann de Lessep's head, seems to grow larger by the day.


 

Luanne de Lesseps - No H8 Campaign

I believe that the NoH8 Campaign made a serious err
of judgement when they chose this model for their,
ever-so-important, focus and purpose.


The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled
was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Verbal,
(Kevin Spacey) The Usual Suspects
 
Could it be Satannnnn?


Chic, c'est la vie, c'est du sang, sa bonne

Chic, that's life, it's blood, it's good 

Kelly Bensimon Warns Alex That She’ll Be "Iced Out"

In the last episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, on June 30, 2011, Kelly Bensimon Warns Alex McCord That She’ll Be ‘Iced Out’ if Simon doesn't stop mean Tweeting and Alex doesn't conform to the way Kelly thinks she should handle the situation. 


Kelly dominates the conversation, to the point where Alex doesn't seem to be able to get a word in edgewise. All I could think of was OMG, what a Motormouth and what happened to "systematic bullying" Kelly?


I truly admire Alex on so many levels, but in some scenarios, I wish that she could channel Bethenny, or even better, Mob Wives own Renee Graziano, and tell Kelly to "Zip It".



Jill Zarin’s Surprise Birthday Party

Just what every woman wants for her birthday par-tay!

A New Pair of Ginormous Diamond Earrings...



and a BFF in Faux Drag,
who milks her Breast and Barks
while channeling Barry White.


Luanne de Lesseps & Jacques Azoulay

Bravo's Real Housewife of New York,
Luanne de Lesseps & her beaux Jacques Azoulay,
make a very handsome couple.

Luanne de Lesseps - Slightly Bossy & Domineering?

Bringing you yet another Photo-chopped image,
offering a realistic view of our Dah-ling... Luann de Lesseps.

The Riad of Morocco may never be the same.


Saturday, July 2, 2011

Kelly Bensimon - Something in the Jelly Beans

Kelly is wrapped a little too tight.


Luann de Lesseps is a Munsters Expert

Real Housewives of New York's, Luann de Lesseps,
is quite a Munsters Expert.



The Real Housewives of New York - The Seance

The Moroccan Seance



(Click on the image to see it in full view)

This was a pretty scary trip.





The Red Queen of Morocco - Countess de Lesseps

The Red Queen of Morocco


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Leave your luggage at home. I will tell you what to wear, when you can or cannot eat,
if you can leave, when you can use the Ladies Room, when you can speak,
when you cannot, when you can have fun, when you must sit
and behave like a non-tourist.

I am the Hostess and I also run a side line operation as Dominatrix.


Join me and I will finish molding you when you get here.


I am the Hostess YaHaBibi Bitch.

Camel Gossip on Countess de Lesseps

In the Camel Gossip Columns,
Camels world wide are in agreement.
None of them want to ride the Countess. 



Luanne Sticks her Neck Out for her Friends

On Bravo's, The Real Housewives of New York in Morocco, The Countess, Luanne de Lesseps, really went out of her way to insure that some of her guests felt welcome and protected, while others among her guests, were subjected to her Reptilian and haughty mistreatment.

This show in particular, really demonstrated to fans of the show, what Luann is truly made of.


Luanne de Lesseps in Morocco

While vacationing in Morocco with the Real Housewives of New York, The Countess, Luanne de Lesseps, had a very odd way of lashing her tongue around, whenever she was preparing to strike.

In these pictures, she was delivering her lashes to Alex McCord. We can let the pictures speak for themselves.




Countess Needs-a-Slap-in-the-Lips

The Crap Stirring Sadist
"Countess Needs-a-Slap-in-the-Lips"

From The Real Housewives of New York on their trip to Morocco.



June 10, 2011

Jill Zarin's Schmux Shapewear

A very funny friend of mine actually came up with the tag line that inspired the creation of this Jill Zarin Ad. The Real Housewives prove repeatedly, to be extremely comical, in more ways than one.


June 5, 2011